Brevity is the Soul of Wit.

Enjoy these two-liners with some genuine observations:

The difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

Alcohol is a perfect solvent:
It dissolves marriages, families and careers!

A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.

Archaeologist: Someone whose career lies in ruins.

There are two kinds of people who don't say much:
Those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.

They say that alcohol kills slowly.
So what? Who's in a hurry?

Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive!

One nice thing about egoists:
They don't talk about other people!

Brilliant Puns:

1. A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient.

2. A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to a conclusion.

3. A man running in front of a car gets tyred; And a man running behind a car, gets exhausted.

4. War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.

5. A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.

6. A lion will not cheat his wife, but a Tiger wood!

7. Toilets are a great place to think. No wonder they are called "Sochalayas"...PANICKER