Saturday, December 08, 2018

👉 *Job Interview.*



👳‍♀OFFICER:- *What is your name?*

🧑🏻Manoj :-  *M.P. sir*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *In full please*

🧑🏻Manoj :-  *Manoj Pandey*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *Your father's name?*

🧑🏻Manoj:-  *M.P. sir*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *What does that mean?*

🧑🏻Manoj:-  *Madan Pandey*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *Your native place?*

🧑🏻Manoj:   *M.P. sir*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *What's that?*

🧑🏻Manoj:-  *Madhya pradesh*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *What is your qualification?*

🧑🏻Manoj:-  *M.P.*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *(angry) What is that?!!!*

🧑🏻Manoj:-  *Matric Pass*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *So why do you need a job?*

🧑🏻Manoj:-   *It is because of M.P. sir*

👳‍♀OFFICER:   *Meaning?*

🧑🏻Manoj:-  *Money Problem*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your  personality like?*

🧑🏻Manoj:    *MP sir.*

👳‍♀OFFICER:   *And what is that?*

🧑🏻Manoj:-  *Marvelous Personality*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *I see... I will get back to you.*

🧑🏻Manoj:-  *Sir, how was M.P. sir?*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *And what's that again?*

🧑🏻Manoj:-   *My Performance.*

👳‍♀OFFICER:-  *I think you have M.P.*

🧑🏻Manoj:-   *Meaning? Sir!!!*

👳‍♀OFFICER:-  *Mental Problem!!!*
...🤪🤫

*Don't laugh alone.* 😃

*Send this to M.P.*
*(Many People)*

*Those are saved in your M.P*
*(Mobile Phone)*
*to put a smile on their faces.*

*I have sent this to u because u are M.P.*
*(My People).*

🤠😃🤠😃🤔🤔🤔🤠😃🤠😃

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